Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley

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Originally by: Annie Cruz

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poor Band of Brothers, crushed under the weight of its own ego

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Talking about serious rage here people. Is this the moment all crappy Goon posters come out and make oneliner failures?
Be sure you bring your wallet, Mittani fines teen angst.

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Originally by: Lucky 8

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Originally by: NO BRAKES

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So you ****ed off the russians, winter is coming, you're falling back from conquered territory into the fatherland. This strategy leads me to ask:

What's next? Marry Eva and kill yourself in the Fuhrerbunker?

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It's like you're Godwin and you just want to prove yourself over and over and over and over.



P.S GREAT Video.

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Originally by: Bendover Honey

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Originally by: Ponderous Thunderstroke

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Originally by: Captain Thunk

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Will be interesting to see how this pans out with Delve and Fountain bursting with Boppets. I would expect the novelty of BoB pilots sitting on standby to come to mission runners aid will be one that quickly wears off.

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QFT again. When Snigg and the black ops gang start their unconventional warfare machine against the pet population, BoB is going to be so incredibly bogged down playing whack-a-mole it's going to be WORSE than POS warfare for their pilots. I for one will find it all kinds of funny. Then add in things like Black Ops battleships and sneak attacks behind the lines, tee hee hee, it's going to be...interesting.

...For the Coalition, at least.

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And you think the Coalition will be the only ones doing this? Most don't have the skills for it anyways . Besides, I seriously doubt BOB will be trying to come to the aid of mission runners at every turn.

What makes you think that Coalition people are going to have it easy in Delve like they have had in the last 6 months or so? Very big difference trying to scare the locals when the sheriff is back in town after a very long vacation. The days of the random goon/PL guys roaming Delve at a whim will be over now that BOB are back in town.

I love the fanboi's coming out of the woodwork talking about the end of BOB and that they will "bring it" to NOL. Funny how I never see you kids on BOB's killboards nor near the front. You weaklings are like the street bums on the sidewalk shouting obscenities at the limo driving past. Too afraid to actually approach the limo and bash the windshields, you are content to just set on the sidewalk hollering as loud as you can because in the end you are what you are: a bitter, powerless bum.

It's going to be very funny when you see all the bees being splattered on the windshield of BobÆs home regions. BOB is unlike any other alliance. BOB are not going to fall and loose their home regions. You can count on that. Now instead of being spread thin and trying to cover a vast amount of space, they can be concentrated.

Oh, and please stop with the WWII analogies. It doesn't fit. Analogies are not good for anything pertaining to EVE.

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Originally by: Faith Black

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Originally by: Taurequis

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I just don't see this as the propoganda coup you are looking for on CAOD.

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It transports the message and it's cool enough that most people think twice, before they start the smackfest that almost everyone would have expected, if Molle anounces something like pulling back.
I'd say this form to announce it earned BoB some plus points in the public view, because most people just like such things. PR advisors made a good decision.

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Originally by: Faith Black

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I'm quite disappointed that someone didn't understand what I said, although I thought it would be obvious.
I didn't say with a single word that BoB made the decision to pull out to score a victory on COAD. But try again.

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Originally by: Avon

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*/ Old style BoB

Oh, jeez, is that how it is?

And there I was thinking we were fighting against an alliance who ridicule, hate, and want to destroy anything and anyone who dared subscribe to Eve before they did?
An alliance who will ride the coat-tails of meaningful alliances, and claim all victory as their own.
An alliance who, when fighting LV were loudly proclaiming that we were next.
An alliance who, when they are faced with anything in Eve which they can not overcome, threadnaught CCP about it.
An alliance who think their out of game community is somehow more valid than our ingame community.
An alliance who will deride anyone who pays a virtual rent, whilst expecting those who wish to join the "goon elite" to pay real money.
An alliance who are happy to write off any form of moral borders because this is the internetz, lulz.
An alliance who will sit and watch their brosefs fight and die, rather than risking failure by helping them.

How could I have been so wrong?

Oh, and aren't RISE part of the Goon "will not be allowed to survive" list anyway? So forgive me if I think your concern for them is little more than a charade.

So yes, by fighting you we are attempting to save ourselves *and* our friends from a fate worse than death, because that is exactly what we think a Goon dominated Eve would be.
I don't honestly believe you could ever acheive that, but you would certainly be happy to take credit from those who could.
If, after all, you actually thought you had an iota of ability, you wouldn't spend so much time desperately attempting to scare our allies away. And yes, it does stink of desperation.
We have our allies, you have yours.
We actively aid our allies where we can, and you actively take credit for the actions of yours whenever you can.

So, no, I don't think it is us attempting to delude our membership, or our friends - I think that is your agenda.

I'm glad that your hate of us drives you so hard. I am glad you won't rest until BoB are defeated, or you guys are. You know why? Because it means we are still controlling your game. That is what you really hate, and that is what we really love.

Oh, and some people in the North aren't too happy about you guys indicating to them that they are next, just fyi.
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Originally by: Avon

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Originally by: NO BRAKES

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An alliance, that you swore to keep from becoming a power in EVE and failed.

An alliance, that you are retreating from.

Please, feel free to argue how conceding regions and falling back to your home systems is operating out of a position of strength and superiority.

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*BOOM*
Celebrity catch, extra ball!

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Originally by: Avon

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Originally by: Central Scrutinizer

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I know you think you've laid out some hilariously clever plan that will mock Goonswarn sufficiently enough to make any responder look ridiculous,

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To be fair, they do a much better job of that themselves than I ever could.

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Originally by: Lucky 8

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You Goons are missing some history. You do know that from the ashes of the fire a more spectacular and cruel Rome was forged?

The only people that suffered much from the fire were a few merchants, lots of property and loads of Christians.

If SirMolle throws a few Goons to the lions after this fire is put out then I for one will be in the Colleseum cheering.

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Originally by: Ki An

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Perhaps it's time to STFU, Goons?

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Originally by: Garreck

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Maybe I missed something.

BoB have admitted defeat in multiple regions and have admitted to being forced to retreat and pull back. They did so in a way that was classy and creative...they're not even trying to sugar coat the fact that they have in fact lost those regions and are being chased across the galaxy. It makes no excuses for BoB.

The response from the conquerors is "this video sucks" and various vitriol? One might think the conquerors were hoping for excuses and complaints or something...

I quite liked the video. If you're gonna lose, you might as well have fun doing it. Music was great, the shots were great, voices made it a bit personal. Well done.

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Originally by: Schani Kratnorr

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you manage to come across as utterly unimaginative in your critisism [sic] you scum ...

(I prefer cleverly worded propaganda over mindless one-liners any day).

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Originally by: Zeveron

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Originally by: NO BRAKES

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I think most of us are fairly uniform in our feeling that the video itself is very well done and of high quality. The sentiment is not so much that "this video sucks" but that "BoB sucks."

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This video is an open invitation for you guys to come and dine in NOL.
Leave the comments and just bring it :-)
Allthough you were dinning in NOL.... when was it, let me remember....
ahhhh last year if I recall correctly :-)

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Originally by: Zeveron

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Originally by: Ramlir

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THEY ARE which is something you better understand before your last regions are taken from you.

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You see some1 arguing that they arent?
I ve even invited them to dine in NOL :-)

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Originally by: Natas Dog

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What exactly are we supposed to bring anyway. Props? We have many, and they are angry; you sure you want them? Maybe we're supposed to bring a dictionary, or perhaps some dignity. How about some enema bags? Probably not, you've got plenty of douches of your own.

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Originally by: Jonathan Peterbilt

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Originally by: Tevlent

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I too scoffed at the fact that the "Russian" didn't sound Russian at all. I love it when a Russian talks on TS, I get a warm fuzzy feeling. For those of you who do not think the Russian accent does anything for the bas-ass effect, you obviously haven't had too much exposure.

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I thought your signatures was just a joke

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Originally by: Khorian

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If you have nothing to say on this or any other topic for that matter maybe STFU? I sometimes click "show" on goon posts in hopes it might contain a valid post, but really its mostly useless 1-liners. It's extremely tiresome and annoying.
It's not only goons but also alts and other people of course, but mainly goons. Probably those people who complain about the state of CAOD too. Seriously. Or go back to Scrapheap Challenge, how come most of you can behave there and not here? Got no self discipline if an admin with a ban stick is standing behind you?

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Originally by: Barbaro55a

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won't this just prolong the war, not that tthis is a bad thing. Without everyone seeing a "good" and "bad" side i'm fairly sure eve would explode in a big swoosh of flying feaces as everyone starts shooting each other again.

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Originally by: Marko Zhang

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Brakes.. Haven't any?

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